Thursday, August 04, 2005
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JP's ToM YaM= OrGaNsM???????Yest, met AT n Dap 4 dinner @ JP......it's been a yr+ since i last went there lohz.....realli miss e tom yam there man.......JP's tom yam is e best man......e soup base gao gao 1 nt like all e other watery soup base......juz e smell of it can make my mouth water sia.......e soup so god damn spicy, so damn sour.....wooo......shiok sia.....i juz love spicy food.......no chilli, i think i will realli die lohz.......as e 3 of us gulp down the bowl of hot steamin soup, wi felt so god damn satisfied, like machiam in heaven, as if wi were in e midst of an organsm........haha.........i guess e tom yam realli made our dae lohz......
After e scrumptious meal, wi stopped by Coffee Bean 2 gt some drinks......as usual, wi were noisy as hell lohz......butz u think wi care........no lah i song can liao.......u buai song u go somewhere else lah......Coffee Bean is a place 4 pple 2 chill out lohz......cannot tok loud loud, cannot laugh loud loud, still called chillin out meh.......aniwae as wi sat there n tok cock, wi saw a bunch of guys wearin e same red shirts n dark blue pants.....e 3 of us were all tryin our best 2 read e words on e shirts, thinkin wat could it possibly b......Orientation? Camp? National Dae? Outin?
In e end, wi still couldnt figured out wat was tat all abt.....BUTZ......hehe.....out of the bunch of guys, wi caught sight of tis particular guy wif realli big, perky n firm butt........CL's frienz oso lose 2 him eh......c liao realli can lao nua lohz.....u think onli guys like big boobs, big butts meh......Wi gals oso like big butts OK!!! Wi oso like 2 grab 1 OK!!!!
So......Pls dun deprive us by havin small, flat butts can.....e butts so small till they cant even hold a pair of hipster properly lohz......
Wi went 4 a short window shoppin after e drinks.......as Dap sae she wanna buy bras so wi head over 2 John Little 2 hav a look @ their collections lohz......3 bitches lookin @ bras.....u can aga aga estimate e noise wi made lohz.......sometimes dun even noe r wi there lookin 4 bras or r wi juz playin ard.......most of e times, wi either annoyed e salesgal or they juz laugh @ our corny jokes......normally, those who found us a nuisance r all those lao char boh who most probably lost their sense of humour liao or their husband nv satisfy dem......or no1 2 satisfy dem 2 all........sales works so borin......wi made a fool of ourselves, entertain dem, they still lian hei hei.....hmph.....
Aniwae as wi were lookin @ e bras, i realised tat bras nwadaes, e paddin damn gao man.......wao laoz e paddin like even bigger than e real boobs lohz.....no wonder call maximizer......can @ least up 2 cup size eh wif tat amt of paddin........so much paddin nt hot no uncomfy meh......
Sometimes i cant help butz wonder.....if a guy pick up a gal bcoz of her big boobs, supposedly D-Cup lookin......den as he strip her, he realise tat it's all fake.....she onli A-Cup......wao laoz like tat will hav anti-climax anot ah???? if like tat......e guy will disappointed anot ah?????? if like tat will frm marikita 2 flaccid anot ah? haha.........
Many times, i hav read in e newspapers sayin who who who go breast implants 4 their lovers.....butz in e end, still kena ditched.......4 godsake lah.......y shld wi gals go 4 breast implants/enhancements juz bcoz guys like big boobs......hav they even ever tot of goin 4 penis enlargements 4 the sake of wi gals......no rite.....guys will nv put down their pride 2 admit tat they r small 1 lohz....so gals......dun b toopid liao lahz.......waste so much $ 4 such jerks........is DAMN BU ZHI DE.......wi shld b proud of wat wi hav......@ least is somethin wi gals hav n guys dun hav lohz n is somethin tat e guys alwaz eyein 4........
As it was late liao, shops all abt 2 close liao......so wi dint buy anythin lohz.....s'pore damn sianz 1 lehz.......y no 24hr shoppin mall 1....i super nocturnal 1 lohz......i prefer 2 go out @ nitez......nt so humid n more coolin mah.......since there wasnt anythin 4 us 2 c liao, wi juz went hm lohz......AT n mi had 2 endure an hr of train journey despite e fact tat wi were damn tired......as usual, wi tok n tok n tok, laugh n laugh n laugh 2 make e borin journey a more enjoyable 1 lohz......AT mentioned an issue abt bfs......sae her frienz asked her if she is worried abt marriage lah...blaeh blaeh blaeh.....i was like "HUH"......hav bf means guarantee happy ah??? Oh pls lah.....such thingys is so hard 2 sae lohz.........
Dun treat marriage like buyin insurance can...........u think juz bcoz u r married, u r insured ah....u think juz bcoz u r married, it will guarantee plus chop ur partner wont cheat on u ah.......u think juz bcoz u r married, it will secure u wif all e happiness tat u yearn 4 ah......u think juz bcoz u r married, it will ensure u tat ur partner will b there wif u 4ever ah......wif such high divorce rate nw, wif such high accident rate nw, wif so many unpredictable things happenin in life nw, nthin can b guaranteed lohz........wake up n face e harsh reality lah.......
Wif marriage, it's even harder 2 move on if u decide 2 go on separate ways lohz.....muz think of hse issue, money issue, alimony issue.....in some cases, still gt children issue.......kaoz so many thingys 2 think abt, so many thingys 2 consider abt........machiam trapped in a prison.....wanna run oso cannot run away.........i noe gals alwaz like 2 think of fairytales stories, wishin tat their love life, marriage life can b like fairytales.....happily ever after..........butz in tis world, gt fairies meh.......no rite....den u think gt fairytales ah????? i noe i sound so pessimistic here butz i m nt....i m juz bein realistic onli lohz........ya ya i m such a realistic gal........so unromantic hor......haiz wat 2 do........i m born like tat.......
Hmmmm.........goin hm soon....so fast another dae passed liao...hehe 1 more dae 2 sat.....Yeah!!!!!!!! So happie.......sat mitin AT n Dap again.......wi goin shoppin........shop 4 bras lah, shoes lahs, clothes lah........i m juz so lookin 4ward 2 it man coz i noe 4 sure it gonna b lotsa of fun hangin out wif dem coz wi nv fail 2 entertain each other........i juz feel so comfy bein wif dem....no need 2 pretend pretend....no need 2 act act.....hehe i can juz b in my own skin haha.......btw AT cum up wif tis idea of us wearin wigs on our nxt clubbin session.......hehe.....dunno will realli happen anot.........wi shall c den.......
tata......mi goin hm liao........
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