Tuesday, March 07, 2006
1 cHeRI LefT TheIr FoOTpRiNTs
JuZ SoMe DaiLY ShITThis post is made up of short stories.....
BaLLs Or Ur LiFe?
During one of my lunch break with my colleagues, the topic of prostate cancer was once again being brought up. It was said that, the production of testosterone will most likely cause the prostate cancer to grow and spread.
Me :
Den cut away the lam pa lah....like that testosterone levels surely very low liao mah (testis produce most of the testosterone)
Colleague A (male) :
Yupz tat true
Me :
Haha...butz u guys will wanna cut away ur pride meh...hehe....part of ur ming geng zi leh
Colleague A(male) :
Bo bian mah...better than die rite? Me :
U sure u dun wan ur balls?
Colleague B(male) :
Erm....i think i rather have my balls loh...Me :
Haha...expected....PRIDE!I guess this would be a really tough choice to make bah. So would it be ur balls or ur life?
BiG BooBs, TiGhT CBThe other dae, my colleague drove us to NUS to have lunch with our ex-colleague. Being trapped with the "old men" for so long, I cant help butz stare at all the male students around.
Driving past the tennis court,
Me :
The 2 guys playing tennis not bad looking loh butz the way they play...can see that they're not very fit loh.
Me :
Wao....the guy at the next court got six-pack leh....Butz he very old leh....abt 40+ lohDriving past the car-park,
Me :
How come dun have any nice-looking cars 1? All look the same...Colleague A :
This is students' car-park leh...what are you expecting?Me :
Dunno...maybe some sports car or something lohColleague A :
Xiao mei mei, you really asking too much loh! Wan guys with six-pack, den oso wan him to be rich lah, tall lah, suai lah, good in bed lah, dick big lah, can stand very long lah....really alotz of yao qiu leh...Me :
Heyz the last few i never sae hor...butz i doubt anyone will mind that loh....hehe....
Dun sae me loh....u guys oso mah...If u can choose between a gal with big boobs, pua cheebye and a gal with big boobs and tight cheebye, who will u choose??? Obvously the latter rite!! U guys oso yao qiu duo duo, wan face pretty pretty lah, boobs big big lah, butt perky perky lah, cb tight tight lah, in bed scream loud loud lah.....
Chuang xia xiao mao mi, chuang shang xiao ye mao...Colleague A and B : -_-!!
All AbT HaIRsThe other dae was watching "Ai Qing He Yue" on the comp when my brother came over to the table and started watching with me.
Brother pointing at He Jun Xiang :
Jie Jie, he got armpit hairs leh.Me :
Got hair den man mah...No hair like gal loh....Brother raising his arm :
I oso got armpit hair!Me :
Got meh? Cannot see loh!
Brother :
There....got one loh.Me :
Chey!!!Brother :
I got hairs on my gonad ok!!!Me : Speechless
Seeing that he has proven how man he is, my brother walked away with a loud "hmph".
Kaoz, WTF? Like tat oso can. Aniwae, my bro is still in sec1.
ConVersaTioNs WiTh KCNt Maybe, is Yi DiNg YaOWas at her house the other dae showing her my last entry on Zheng Yuan Chang.
KC :
What maybe? (the part on who she wanna shag?)
KC :
Is nt maybe. Is Yi Ding Yao....
Me :
-_-!!
She win liao loh...
犯贱One nite, while we were walking towards her house,
KC :
男人不坏，女人不爱....犯贱!!! Kaaa.... Pui!!!
Me :
男人不 gay, 女人不爱....犯贱!!! Kaaa.... Pui!!!
KC :
-_-!!
This time, i win liao loh...hehe...liking a bad guy is definitely better than falling in love with a gay loh....muhahaha....win with no sweat sia.
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