Tuesday, May 09, 2006
1 cHeRI LefT TheIr FoOTpRiNTs
HaVE u SeEn aNy GaL As CheeBye as ThiS?Scenerio 1:
Yest, i went to my workplace's pharmacy to get the blood pressure monitor Dap asked for. In conjuction with the healthy lifestyle thingy, i was given a free cookbook. So I took the book back to my lab and left in on the table where we placed all our tibits and stuffs. I m sure it's obvious rite??? Put on the common table obviously means it's for all to see and refer loh.
The u-jai bimbo took the book and started browsing. I m perfectly fine with that, it's nt as if i hate u so much that i cant even let u read my book.
" This's a cookbook?" (Kaoz....dunno hw to read ah...still muz ask)
" Ya, if u wan, u can read it loh."" Thanx."
I was like "HUH"..thanx wat? Let u read a book only mah, no big deal loh....no need to thanks me at all." Thanx for giving me the book."
*Totally stunned stio* Since when did i say anything about giving u the book? I only said u can jolly well read the book when u feel like it. Does that sound as if I m giving u the book? I m sure anyone with a brain, no half the brain will know that i m juz lending u the book loh. I guess u must be damn toopid nt to realise that. I guess u are one good example of "xiong da, but ta ma de mei nao".
Scenerio 2:
I was already very pissed off with that fugly pcb over the cookbook issue liao and she just have irritate me again today.
Everything was nice and peaceful in the lab till that fugly pcb let out a cry.
" Who put my bag on the table?"In my mind, I was like "Kaoz...what the fuck? Small thingy only loh!" So, I totally ignored her. Seeing our 'bochap-ness', she repeated her question at a higher tone. To shut her off, I told her that it's most likely X bah (my boss's student from another institution) as he was talking to me just now so he could have most likely just grab her chair and sit. I thought that would shut her up, butz I was totally wrong loh..." Why must he take my chair?"
" There's so many other chairs, why must he choose mine?"
" Why must he put my bag on my table?"Bloody hell lah, such a small thing kick up such a big fuss for what? KBKB for half an hour just for that, ni bu fan, wo men hen fan ok! I know your bag is 9-west but u think i give a damn. It's nt as if your bag is LV, CD or Prada loh....so ex that it cant even be put on the hard and tough table. It damn fucking annoying to hear ur voice for half an hour non-stop loh....I was so pissed that i finally snap at her, telling her that it's just a bloody small issue.
I guess she got my point and went over to the bench area to continue her KBKB.
Guess how my colleague entertain her? He told her that X chose her chair of all the other chairs is most likely because X like her and i guess that really satisfies her which fully explain the silence of my lab now. Haiz...poor X....kena such shit.
Aniwae just in case you are wondering, that pcb is definitely not chio, neither is she still young. Her figure is definitely nt good unless you considered just having two huge boobs is having good figure. And if you are wondering whether her boobs are nice, my male colleagues describe them as disgustingly huge. So she is one of the kind you give people to fuck for free, people will think twice or maybe thrice loh.
If her personality was better, it's still not so bad at least people will still like her butz given her fuck up character, it's damn fucking hard for me to even have any liking for her loh. If she wasnt so full of herself, think she bloody chio and all guys wan her, mayb I still can force myself to like her.
Butz hearing one story from her, I know I can never like her, not in this life. The story i will keep for another time coz the fugly pcb is just sitting behind me nw.
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YiHui BLaEh BLaEH...
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